They say kids brighten the home. That's because they never turn the damn lights off.
Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway.
~cute bitchy quotations quote
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.~Galadriel, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Lord, please save me from your followers.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
It's a small world. Then the airline loses your luggage.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
I have spent most of my money on women and beer. The rest I just wasted...
The only difference between diplomacy and treachery is spelling.
~cute bitchy quotations quote
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
After heat killed bad germs, where do they go? Obviously not in heaven, since they've been bad. Surely then can't go to hell, for the heat would kill them again(?)...
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
The Sixth Sense~I am dead but I must still go to work.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
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Home, the spot of earth supremely blest,A dearer, sweeter spot than all the rest.
The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week
Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks
Helping is holier than praying. True religion is harder on our hands and feet, than on our knees and trousers.
Courage is not the absence of fear; It’s the conquest of fear.