Blondes Tease....Brunettes Please....
If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
~cute bitch quote
This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..
We're all our fathers' fastest swimmers.
What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don t.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
I'm not really a driver I just play one on TV.
~cute bitch quote
You make my teeth sweat
Jesus saves. Satan invests.
A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' The woman wrote 'When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptapble for them to engage in sex.' And Bob wrote 'I love sex.'
~sweet saying by Funny Girl
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Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them
We on this continent should never forget that men first crossed the Atlantic not to find soil for their ploughs but to secure liberty for their souls
Lost some where between sunrise and sunset, two precious hours, each set with sixty priceless minutes. No reward is offered as they are gone – forever, as there is no resurrection for lost time. Count that day lost, whose low, descending sun, sees at thy hand, no worthy action done.
People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the peopleOf course, that is not trueDecisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote - a very different thing
It's not about the long ball, or the short ball, but the right ball.