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   Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open.

   Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
~cute myspace quote

   That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.

   Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?

   One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~sweet saying by Cute Girl

   If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

   Honk if you are blond.
   BooYah!

   Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
~cute myspace quote

   Forest fires only lead to Smokey Bear~prevent them!

   He has Van Gogh s ear for music.

   Why do they call it a bumper if your not going to use it?
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   As I gaze upon your beauty, I think to myself, "never have I seen an angel fly so low"

   I hate bumper stickers!
   Die Schnecken sind meine Freunden!~The snails are my friends!

   Only one shopping day left until tomorrow!
~cute myspace quote

   When all else fails, lower your standards.

   Yes, in fact...my father does own this road.

   I want a sensitive man~one who'll cry when I hit him.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

   Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
   A dog at a flea circus is likely to steal the show.

   'Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.'~John F. Kennedy
~cute myspace quote

   A woman is like a teabag~only in hot water do you realise how strong she is.

   Drive it like you stole it

   Fat people are hard to kidnap.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   You are so narrow minded you can see through a keyhole with both eyes.

   Eagles Don't Flock.
   To belittle is to be little.

   You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
~cute myspace quote

   Laughing stock~cattle with a sense of humor.

   Compared to you, the sun feels cold.

   If there was any logic in this world, it would be men who ride side-saddle, not women.
~sweet saying by Pretty Cool

   Never eat more than you can lift.~Miss Piggy

   Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
   If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk?

   Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
~cute myspace quote

   Proud mother of a delinquent child!

   Walter Mondale: "George Bush doesn't have the manhood to apologise." George Bush: "Well, on the manhood thing, I'll put mine up against his any time."

   Dyslexics of the world, untie!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Flies spread disease, keep yours closed!

   Why is it that normal people are the ones you don't know?
   This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.

   An open mind sees the world reflected within themselves, but a closed mind looks for the world to be their reflection.~Brian Winkler
~cute myspace quote

   Never have I seen a word as accurate as politics. Poly meaning many, and tic being a blood-sucking thing.

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