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   I no longer wish to belong to the kind of club that accepts people like me as members~Groucho Marx

   Drown in a frown swim in a smile.
~cute myspace quote

   Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

   That's Bill for ya, always sharpening his sleeping skills...

   I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

   Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
   Many a true word spoken in jest.

   Look before you leap.
~cute myspace quote

   Does Mr. Rogers really want us to be his neighbor?

   We occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry on as if nothing happened.

   I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?
~sweet saying by Pretty Cool

   Don't Follow me I am LOST!!!

   If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
   Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.

   My karma ran over your dogma.
~cute myspace quote

   I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD.

   I didn't know that Miss America lived here!

   Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
~sweet saying by Wonderman

   My leech would like you as a new host.

   They say that you are put on earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I am so far behind... I'll never die...
   When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours."

   Honk If Anything Falls Off
~cute myspace quote

   Musicians Duet Better

   the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

   Love is the only drug you can take that will convince you each time that you've never had it before.
~sweet saying by Romantica

   How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?

   If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
   Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

   If quiz's come from quizzicles, where to tests come from?
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   Professor: "...So don't ask me any stupid questions like, 'What's Newton's first law?'" (from the back of the class:) "Who's Newton?"

   We reserve the right to arm bears.

   Men! They sweep you off your feet then try to hand you the broom!
~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Don’t Have Film.

   I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
   What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

   Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
~cute myspace quote

   Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a parent's hand?

   The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future.~Oscar Wilde

   Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
~sweet saying by Wiseman

   Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

   If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?
   Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.~Marie Curie

   Honesty is the best policy.
~cute myspace quote

   i can resist everything except temptation.

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