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   'Bother!' said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.

   If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
~cute myspace quote

   If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

   You - When you fell from heaven.

   Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

   Conventional wisdom says to know your limits. To know your limits you need to find them first. Finding you limits generally involves getting in over your head and hoping you live long enough to benefit from the experience. That's the fun part.
   Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

   How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
~cute myspace quote

   In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?

   Have a nice day... somewhere else.

   The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
~sweet saying by Funny Guy

   Little and often fill the purse.

   Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??
   There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. -Anais Nin

   Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift. That's why it's called: The Present.
~cute myspace quote

   Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.~Leo Buscaglia

   If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.

   Now I want you to reach in there, and give me back my wallet. Which one is it? It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it.~Pulp Fiction
~sweet saying by Cool Rapper

   When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?~George Carlin

   A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese
   Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

   Champagne for my true friends and true pain for my sham friends!
~cute myspace quote

   The bad guys don't always wear black hats, the good guys rarely win, and the cavalry never, ever shows up just in the nick of time!

   Does beauty run in your family?

   Never buy a car you can't push.
~sweet saying by Cool Girl

   Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.

   There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
   A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't

   Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!
~cute myspace quote

   A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.

   The meek will Internet the world.

   Sign on a church: "We aren't Dairy Queen, but we have great Sundays!"
~sweet saying by Cute Guy

   Streakers *repant* your end is in sight.

   No matter how many years pass teachers will always use the word obviously, without ever knowing what it means.
   Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, ...it doesn't matter.~Mark Twain

   The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The pragmatist, being thirsty, drinks the water.
~cute myspace quote

   Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?

   Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

   Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
~sweet saying by Funny Life

   I wish I lived in New York, so I could have Voted Against Hilary!

   There's no future in time travel.
   It doesn't matter what temperature a room is

   'No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to unchartered land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.' -- Helen Keller
~cute myspace quote

   All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.

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