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   Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!

   If you really want to hurt your parents and don't have nerve enough to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
~cute myspace quote

   Ask me about my vow of silence.

   Most Americans have Faith... You can tell by the Way They Drive

   Camels have 3 eyelids.
~sweet saying by Pretty Cool

   Prof Rule #1: Never turn the lights out in a lecture hall with students near the door.

   Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
   A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

   I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
~cute myspace quote

   I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips?

   If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes.

   Sheesh!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   His bark is louder than his bite.

   I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
   Success consists of getting up one more time than you have fallen down.

   Jesus Saves! By using double coupons and shopping wisely.
~cute myspace quote

   As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

   Illegal drugs are the chlorine in the gene pool.

   When asked by a reporter what she wore to bed, Marilyn Monroe replied, "why! Chanel Number 5 of course."
~sweet saying by Funny Man

   There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.

   Explore Your Ability and Integrity, Challenge Your Fears, And Most Importantly... Share Your Love, Unconditionally
   There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

   My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
~cute myspace quote

   Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.~Lazarus Long

   If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

   The only ones who aren't grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys.
~sweet saying by Pretty Cool

   Don't start with me you won't win!

   The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
   Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

   Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine when you walked past!
~cute myspace quote

   Can I borrow a quarter? [ What for? ] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

   I ran into my Ex yesterday... Then I backed up and hit him again.

   Don't steal a police car unless you're prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico.
~sweet saying by Wise Guy

   When Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was suprised, but when Old MacDonald had a FARM, the doctor nearly had a heart attack!

   A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don't want.
   Retreating?! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

   I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
~cute myspace quote

   Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

   Mean people suck.

   If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.

   I guess surrealism's not your cup of tuna.
   'The common people like to be deceived. Deceived let them be' --Old Roman Saying

   (While looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight,
~cute myspace quote

   If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory.~Benjamin Disraeli

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