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   If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

   I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
~cute myspace quote

   If they're psychic and I need them so much, why don't they just phone me?

   Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.

   Having one child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
~sweet saying by me

   It's not the size of the boat that matters

   When in doubt empty the magazine.
   Take the road not taken~the leaves crunch that much louder!

   I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
~cute myspace quote

   Now that food has replaced my sex life, I can't even get into my own pants!

   I started out with nothing... I still have most of it.

   God: Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.
~sweet saying by The Master

   Lay an egg if that's the best you can do

   Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.
   You can't be late until you show up.

   Life's expensive
~cute myspace quote

   'DON'T call me crazy~I've had to go to therapy because I told everyone you were sucked into a board game... Jumanji

   Did you ever notice that in commercials advertising psychics, they're always going on and on about what the caller already knows? What good is that to anyone?

   God saw that Adam was lonely, and said to him, 'I will create you a partner. One who will do everything you say and hang on your ever word. But it will cost you an arm and a leg.' Adam gave it some thought, and asked 'What can i get for a rib?' And then, God created woman
~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   Broken promises don't bother me at all. I just wonder why they keep believing me.

   The golden years: When actions creak louder than words.
   Sorry~yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

   Dot your I s and Cross your Ts.
~cute myspace quote

   If you don't like someone, the way he holds his spoon will make you furious. If you do like him, he can turn his plate over into your lap and you won't mind.~Irving Becker

   Sometimes I think that if there were a third sex, men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.

   Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.

   I keep trying to lose weight but it always finds me.
   Opportunity knock only once, if you hear a second knock it's probally a Jehovah's witness.

   Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
~cute myspace quote

   Gravity always gets me down.

   Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.~I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

   If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
~sweet saying by Cute Girl

   A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others.

   In the beginning, man created God.~Jethro Tull
   Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

   Be consistent (but not all the time)
~cute myspace quote

   Don t flog a dead horse.

   Love letters, business contracts and money always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

   Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons because they were created and not born so therefore no umbilical stump to create one?
~sweet saying by Romantica

   'The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.'~Roger 'Verbal' Khint, The Usual Suspects

   HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
   Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!

   Apparently, the knight in shining armor who was supposed to sweep me off of my feet got lost in the woods.
~cute myspace quote

   You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.

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